Pledge of Allegiance

I pledge Allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation that denies god exists, indivisible, with Liberty and Justice for all.

-- Michael Newdow's brave new form of the Pledge of Allegiance, CNN, September 14, 2005 If that makes you mad, then here's another variation that to consider:

I pledge Allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation under Casper the Ghost, indivisible, with Liberty and Justice for all.

(Casper is far more likely to exist than a god, so you should have no objection to this.)